Oh Hey Charmin Bear!

Some of us were taking a mid-evening break in the basement when one roommate gets up to leave. On her way out, she stops at the support pole and rubs her butt against it. When we stare in shock she exclaims "Ugh my butt itches!" Other roommate cries out "Oh hey Charmin Bear!" [like the charmin commercial where the bear itches his butt to get the toilet paper off]. The wheeze came out fa sho.